YO MAMMA SO STUPID
Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said "what color?"
Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.
Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.
Yo Mama so stupid, when the pc said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the Any key.
Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.
Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.
Yo Mama so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."
Yo Mama so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death.
Yo Mama so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.
Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.
Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.
Yo Mama so stupid, when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout.
Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a sign that said caution wet floor, she peed.
Yo Mama so stupid, if she goit a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.
Yo Mama so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo Mama so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo Mama so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo Mama so stupid, she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo Mama so stupid, she hears it's chilly outside so she ran outside with a bowl.
Yo Mama so stupid, you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo Mama so stupid, was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo Mama so stupid, that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo Mama so supid, she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterbacks a refund!
Yo Mama so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo Mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo Mama so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo Mama so stupid, she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo Mama so stupid, she studied for a drug test.
Yo Mama so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!
Yo Mama so stupid, she tried to drown a fish!
YO MAMMA SO UGLY
Yo Mamma so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Yo Mamma so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
Yo Mamma so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away.
Yo Mamma so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
Yo Mamma so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.
Yo Mamma so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
Yo Mamma so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo Mamma so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
Yo Mamma so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.
Yo Mamma so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
Yo Mamma so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo Mamma so ugly, Freddy Krueger is jealous.
Yo Mamma so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.
Yo Mamma so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinence.
Yo mamma is so ugly ur dad first thought she was bigfoot.
Yo Mamma so ugly, she can make an onion cry.
Yo Mamma so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it breaks.
Yo mamma so ugly her reflection quit.
Yo mamma so ugly she turned medusa to stone!
YO MAMMA SO FAT
Yo Momma so fat she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt!
Yo Momma so fat, they call her WIDE 2K!
Yo Momma so fat, she lays in the driveway to put on her underwear.
Yo Momma so fat, when the house burned down we had to use her underwear for a tent.
Yo Momma so fat, her picture takes two frames.
Yo Momma so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
Yo Momma so fat, she could sell shade.
Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Momma so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo Momma so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo Momma so fat, we ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo Momma so fat, I gotta take ten steps back just to see all of her.
Yo Momma so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.
Yo Momma so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
Yo Momma so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
Yo Momma so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo Momma so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo Momma so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon.
Yo Momma so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo Momma so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.
Yo Momma so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
